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Old May 8, 2007 | 07:14 PM
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Other People's Pubes, i don't want to look at them, does anyone?

So i work at a business, where there a whole bunch of women, and then just me(a red/brown haired kid), and one other guy(black hair).

So me and this one other guy share a men's bathroom, and when I use the bathroom later in the day, half the time i swear, these little black hairs are all over the lid.

Now it's not anyone else's besides this one guys obviously.

Do I say something?

Do I bring them over to the other's guy desk and say "I believe these are yours, you forgot them in the bathroom"?

You know, it wouldn't be a big deal if there were lots of guys who shared the same bathroom, but when i enter a bathroom, and it's obvious Charlie dropped some pubes so that i would have to see them, isn't that rude?
Old May 8, 2007 | 07:16 PM
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I don't understand your fascination with the guy's bathroom habits.

First you're concerned about him sitting down to pee and now you're examining his pubes?
Old May 8, 2007 | 07:20 PM
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LOL... I say give yourself a "haircut" and leave random piles of them all over the bathroom.
Old May 8, 2007 | 07:20 PM
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who leaves pubes?

and if you did drop one, or 5, do you just leave them for the next person, especially if you know it's only going to be this one guy(me)?

it's like taking a dump and not flushing. if you know who's gonna be in next, don't you care?

(btw, i'm sure u know this is another joking rant thread)
Old May 8, 2007 | 07:21 PM
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I think we should find Dave's co-worker and warn him, lol.
Old May 8, 2007 | 07:22 PM
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I say u leave a floater!!! thatll teach him that u da shhit!!
Old May 8, 2007 | 07:24 PM
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i've never been able to understand the physics of a floater. Are they hollow inside? Has any research been done how to make one?
Old May 8, 2007 | 07:26 PM
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Actually, you might want to use a different toilet if one is available. Considering the fact that the pubes are on the seat insinuates that the seat was down when the pubes were "dropped". This leaves only a few possibilities.
1. #1 with the seat down - There's nothing as pleasant as sitting down on the porcelain pony to drop the kids off at the pool only to have your backside get wet because someone didn't have the sense to use the urinal.
2. #2 at an elevated height above the seat. Excusing the idea that this is just strange to begin with, you would need to concern yourself with the possibility of sitting in someone else's "scuff marks". That is, unless you enjoy a little texture when you do your business.
3. The owner was doing more than the usual release of waste. I really can't think of a way to put this that wouldn't risk my being permanently expelled from SL other than perhaps the owner is taking his restroom break time to give himself a little afternoon rub.
Now do you really want to have a seat still?
Old May 8, 2007 | 07:27 PM
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Wait... Do they actually have to float? I always just thought that the phrase covered non floating turds too.
Old May 8, 2007 | 07:38 PM
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Actually, to fulfill their namesake, they must float. Otherwise, they would be "sinkers". Every "session" has a sinker:floater ratio. I usually running a bit on the heavy side, so my ratio is usually in the 6:1 range or better.
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How many crappers are there?...is there only one stall?...or is it just a single chair and no urinal?....cause if there is more than one crapper...I would claim one and asign the other dumper to him. Or maybe he knows how you would react and he is doing it on purpose...also....if its a classic toilet with a tank....you could always perform a mystery turd on him!
Old May 8, 2007 | 08:11 PM
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Are you guys really talking about this??? What is SO facinating about restroom talk???

On the other hand, I will give you a woman's input.

Tell him to shave. Tell him that women like clean men, and that "if you trim the bushes, it makes the tree look taller". It's true. It's an eye trick.

~Stephanie
Old May 8, 2007 | 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by ___MmmBoxy___
Tell him to shave. Tell him that women like clean men, and that "if you trim the bushes, it makes the tree look taller". It's true. It's an eye trick.
o, i will, guys at work are open to talk about that kind of stuff anyway all the time.
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Originally Posted by ___MmmBoxy___
Are you guys really talking about this??? What is SO facinating about restroom talk???

On the other hand, I will give you a woman's input.

Tell him to shave. Tell him that women like clean men, and that "if you trim the bushes, it makes the tree look taller". It's true. It's an eye trick.

~Stephanie
We had a naked guy running through my parking lot today at work......He seriously needed a shave!
Old May 8, 2007 | 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by tCTaco
Originally Posted by ___MmmBoxy___
Are you guys really talking about this??? What is SO facinating about restroom talk???

On the other hand, I will give you a woman's input.

Tell him to shave. Tell him that women like clean men, and that "if you trim the bushes, it makes the tree look taller". It's true. It's an eye trick.

~Stephanie
We had a naked guy running through my parking lot today at work......He seriously needed a shave!

and you covered the poor fella!!!
Old May 8, 2007 | 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by tC4italy
Originally Posted by tCTaco
Originally Posted by ___MmmBoxy___
Are you guys really talking about this??? What is SO facinating about restroom talk???

On the other hand, I will give you a woman's input.

Tell him to shave. Tell him that women like clean men, and that "if you trim the bushes, it makes the tree look taller". It's true. It's an eye trick.

~Stephanie
We had a naked guy running through my parking lot today at work......He seriously needed a shave!

and you covered the poor fella!!!
I gave him a T-Shirt so he wouldnt go to jail naked.....If he went in naked, he would be there naked for over 6 hours till he would be proccesed and finally in county orange...Plus..I didnt need my employees looking at a naked dude layed out in the parking lot till the cops came
Old May 8, 2007 | 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by tCTaco
Originally Posted by ___MmmBoxy___
Are you guys really talking about this??? What is SO facinating about restroom talk???

On the other hand, I will give you a woman's input.

Tell him to shave. Tell him that women like clean men, and that "if you trim the bushes, it makes the tree look taller". It's true. It's an eye trick.

~Stephanie
We had a naked guy running through my parking lot today at work......He seriously needed a shave!
Are you saying he had a "Tiny Tim"?

Then why was he naked? He should have known better!

~Stephanie
Old May 8, 2007 | 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by ___MmmBoxy___
Originally Posted by tCTaco
Originally Posted by ___MmmBoxy___
Are you guys really talking about this??? What is SO facinating about restroom talk???

On the other hand, I will give you a woman's input.

Tell him to shave. Tell him that women like clean men, and that "if you trim the bushes, it makes the tree look taller". It's true. It's an eye trick.

~Stephanie
We had a naked guy running through my parking lot today at work......He seriously needed a shave!
Are you saying he had a "Tiny Tim"?

Then why was he naked? He should have known better!

~Stephanie
He was running from La Migra!!!...No joke...INS agents pulled in the lot in unmarked cars and detained him till HPD arrived.....But seriously.....Shaving wouldnt of helped this dude
Old May 8, 2007 | 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by tC4italy
and you covered the poor fella!!!
so tell us tc4italy, in europe are there these problems? or is it just us dumb, lazy americans?
Old May 8, 2007 | 08:30 PM
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Haha!! That sucks. He probably thinks he's HUGE because the one girlfriend he ever had told him it was big.....him not knowing it was the first one she had ever seen, so she had nothing to compare it to!!!

It's a sticky situation.

~Stephanie



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