Whos giving Helmet?

 

In all seriousness... Wouldn't the buoyancy of any given defication depend on the composition of said defication? Wouldn't the weight/density of the food be the main contributing factor?

 

I've always thought that a BM would float or sink depending on the fiber content. I think that if you are eating a healthy amount of fiber your scat would float.

 

 

hahaha! this is so weird! but aight heres my 2c..... idk what makes turds float, everyone should shave or at least trim the bushes, leave a bag of "bush" with a note on it saying "you give me yours ill give you mine"... he'll get it. OR USE THE LADIES RESTROOM *bow-chika-wow-wow*

 

Haha....I like the bag idea.....and tie it with a ribbon!....no wait....don't....that's a little ___....

~Stephanie

 

i love this thread. 3 tears came out.

 

Only 3??!! Horrible....just horrible!!!!! Men!! Try harder!! Our goal is 5!!!!!

~Stephanie

 

zero tears from me not even a smile or a smirk

 

Well aren't you just Mr. Negative??

Lighten up a little!

~Stephanie

 

havin a cranky day. i am

 

Poo floats based on how healthy it is. A log full of garbage food and oils and all that fun stuff will sink like the Titanic. A nice healthy log of goodness will defy logic and float higher than the rest.

 

Now that was funny!


In my experience at work... bathroom conversation rarely comes up. However, why do people feel the need to inform you when they have explosive diarrhea? I swear, it's without fail. I don't need to know that, and yet, they make sure everyone knows.

 

Ya, my friend had mudbutt once, and wouldn't stop talking about it.

~Stephanie

 

I mean, with friends, it's unbelievably funny, but at work... not so much. Hell, as far as I'm concerned, that's a reason to call in.

 

Harharhar......very true!

~Stephanie

 

Would you stop talkin sh*t

 

haha....that was a pun.....haha...funny!!!

~Stephanie

 

There is nothing better than calling your boss at 6am and tellin him, you are not coming in due to the BG's!

 

BG's????

Elaborate...please....

~Stephanie