i use a clorox disinfectant wipe before i use the public bathroom in my dorm. and hey, you think you got it bad, i hate going to brush my teeth and the sink is clogged with hair from some shaggy **** shaving.

 

When i first saw him through my office window...I thought...."whos the chestless women streaking"

 

I try to avoid dropping the duece at work or in other public crappers as much as possible. I try to maintain a set twozie schedule so right when i get home, I can relax in the comfart of my own home and read my SuperStreet!

But somethings will through it off.....Like....Taco Bell, Malt Liqour, and protien shakes

 

I'm gonna go get some taco bell right about now. You made me hungry. And sick at the same time....with all your "duece" talk. So I think I'll go throw up, and then get some TB and head to the beach.

~Stephanie

 

BAH! be proud of your bm's and let yourself be heard so that others shall be besmirched by the deafening echos of your defication!

 

That sounded like something out of the bible. That's funny!

True funny thing is....if you put that in the bible, people will probably read into it, and find some way to make it be "uplifting".

~Stephanie

 

lol, yeah, all i need to do is say

[and thus thusly, moses let forth such a movement from deep with in his bowls, that the very sea itself was parted by rumbling thunder erupting from between his cheeks. he debriefed and shouted at the top of his lungs, face swollen red with billowing sweat "LET MY FECES GO!"]

excrements

 

This thread is ____ty!

 

Oh god. That was great. I had to call my boyfriend and read it to him!!!!!! Oh god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can continue my day with a smile now!

~Stephanie

 

nioce

 

you amuse me

 

That was not the correct answer. That was a yes or no question!!!! Dammit!

~Stephanie

 

oh god, in europe they have bedays or however you spell them. they are like water fountain/douches people use in public restrooms to clean their rears instead of toilet paper.

my dad who grew up in europe had one installed in our house and nobody uses it because NOBODY in my house knows how to use it! my friends look at it and thought it was a urinal! such a waste of money...

 

we all have butterflies and pipis
the vast majority doesn't shave them
so it's kind of an obvious answer
and dave was just trying to be a smarta$$

 

Do you include yourself in that "butterflies and pipis" statement?

Come on girl!! Get clean!!

~Stephanie

 

huh? re-read my post

 

I hate turds that are too soft....You never really feel clean after developing your log cabin......and damn near have to use a whole roll of TP

 

I re-read it.......twice.

Unless you are refering "butterflies and pipis" to the baby makers??? I was thinking you were talking about bushes and such.

Pipis........pronounced like "pipi longstocking"?

~Stephanie

 

now u got it

 

I go to a very special school, ok?

.........please don't make fun of my helmet..........it's new.

~Stephanie