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Originally Posted by sweetdreamz
Grandma's Boy:
Alex - "What are you, like 8?"
Jeff - "Atleast I have my own bed."
Alex - "Your bed is a car."
Jeff - "Yeah, but its a f'in sweet car! My roommates said they would get me rims for Christmas, or a CB radio so I can talk to other car beds. That would be hot. I'd like a stereo. My sister said I should get an alarm."
Damn, I could go on forever...Love this movie!
Alex - "What are you, like 8?"
Jeff - "Atleast I have my own bed."
Alex - "Your bed is a car."
Jeff - "Yeah, but its a f'in sweet car! My roommates said they would get me rims for Christmas, or a CB radio so I can talk to other car beds. That would be hot. I'd like a stereo. My sister said I should get an alarm."
Damn, I could go on forever...Love this movie!
That's one of my favorites.
Jeff- "New high score? What does that mean? Did I break it?"
Futurama
Fry- "Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid? The kind with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?"
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Ben Chapelski: Let's see how you like my... C*CK ROCKET!
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Ben Chapelski: Jesus!
Joe Young: Where?
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Lisa: I hope you're happy in the life you've chosen.
Joe Young: Don't quote Dickens in my apartment!
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Maxxx Orbison: Put your tongue in her mouth, for Christ's sake!
Joe Young: How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth?
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Dave the Lighting Guy: I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!
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Georgi: My doctor says now I have enough silicone in my body to kill a small elephant! Isn't that cool?
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Lisa: Excuse me, could you tell me what movie this is?
Video Store Clerk: [laughs] What movie this is? Where have you been, under a rock?
Lisa: No, I'm from Utah.
Video Store Clerk: Oh. Sorry.
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Joe Young: They want me to do a sequel.
Lisa: A sequel, to "Death of a Salesman"? Doesn't he die at the end of the first?
Joe Young: Yes, but he has a twin brother, and he wants revenge.
Lisa: Revenge? But, doesn't he kill himself?
Joe Young: No, no, that's what you were led to believe. He was killed by the C.I.A for selling smack... to *****...
Lisa: Wow!
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Maxxx Orbison: Yeah, I just dig that Jesus guy!
I hope by posting these, I have inspired you all to go and watch this movie!
Ben Chapelski: Let's see how you like my... C*CK ROCKET!
------------
Ben Chapelski: Jesus!
Joe Young: Where?
------------
Lisa: I hope you're happy in the life you've chosen.
Joe Young: Don't quote Dickens in my apartment!
------------
Maxxx Orbison: Put your tongue in her mouth, for Christ's sake!
Joe Young: How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth?
-----------
Dave the Lighting Guy: I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!
-----------
Georgi: My doctor says now I have enough silicone in my body to kill a small elephant! Isn't that cool?
-----------
Lisa: Excuse me, could you tell me what movie this is?
Video Store Clerk: [laughs] What movie this is? Where have you been, under a rock?
Lisa: No, I'm from Utah.
Video Store Clerk: Oh. Sorry.
-----------
Joe Young: They want me to do a sequel.
Lisa: A sequel, to "Death of a Salesman"? Doesn't he die at the end of the first?
Joe Young: Yes, but he has a twin brother, and he wants revenge.
Lisa: Revenge? But, doesn't he kill himself?
Joe Young: No, no, that's what you were led to believe. He was killed by the C.I.A for selling smack... to *****...
Lisa: Wow!
-----------
Maxxx Orbison: Yeah, I just dig that Jesus guy!
I hope by posting these, I have inspired you all to go and watch this movie!
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