so, i have a techincal zombie question.

lets say a zombie went to a "all you can eat brain buffet" can it get full? Ive never seen a zombie take a dump, PLUS they are just re-animated, the plumbing doesnt work so wouldnt they get full of meat and flesh and not be able to poop?

what happens where the zombie gets filled up? I mean ya it can still attack and ____, but where does the MEAT GO?

 

If you attached 4 chainsaws to it (two on the left side and two on the right)that activated when you started the bike then I think it would be a winner.

Anybody else have ideas for the ultimate zombie hunting vehice?

EDIT: AND A MINIGUN BELOW THE FRONT HEADLIGHT(8k HID of course)

 

my asumption is that the meat they eat goes straight to the thier own rotting flesh. They have to keep eating to continually supply thier own body with meat.

 

well, the basic premises of zombies is that they are driven by the lowest and most basic primal instinct, which is to feed, so i imagine that they would just eat until they explod. kinda like how some animals, you have to extremely careful how much you feed them because they don't know when they are full and will keep eating until they are sick.

pretty funny idea, zombie turds...the stuff would probably just go through their organs or fall out of any holes they may have in their torsos.

 

hell yeah and we could video tape it and call it the Running Man and ofcourse add Arnold Schwarzenegger.

 

EWWWW.... Like zombie colostomy bags but without the bag.

 

heres a question, how long can a zombie eat you before you actually become a zombie yourself, and then he becomes disinterested in nawwing on you at some point?

 

23.4 minutes, exactly.
unless its a movie, then you can speed the time up.

 

My guess is he would stop when you die and turn into one yourself. No matter how much he did or didn't eat of you.

 

i've always wondered why zombies don't eat eachother. i mean, how much cognitive processing do they have to tell zombies from living beings? if i walked around like a zombie, would they not notice me? can you camoflage yourself from a zombie?

 

Shaun of the dead touched on that. For the sake of having a constant in this scenario we will say that our zombies can not be fooled in such a manner.

 

god I just can't stop clicking on the URL when I get the e-mail saying the thread was updated...ahhh

 

Soon for the zombie to realize it's cannibalism...

But how can it think that your one of them? Doesn't the brain rot too?

 

I think they would starve like the 28 Days strategy, just hold it out till they starve.

 

^^^ We'll see how that strategy worked out when "28 Weeks Later" comes out.

Besides... those were not technically zombies. They did not eat people did they? It was my understanding that they only wanted to inflict harm.

 

They ate them I'm pretty sure, and the good thing about the 28 weeks later scenario was that it was an isolated incident. The rest of the world went along as normal.

 

Well I work next door to a Toyota dealership, so my first stop would be over there and pick up an FJ Cruiser. Then I'd head over to the Super WalMart directly across the street, and load up on some supplies and ammo.
After that? Who knows....

 

FJ Cruiser? I wouldn't be seen in one if it was the apocalypse. (Although it has grown on me since I first saw it)

 

Why can't zombies and non-zombies get along in society? I mean pets are dumb and are carnivores. We have them as pets, why not zombies? Yeah maybe they smell and are not cute but some people think insects are pets. We could probably do underground zombie fighting and turn this situation into profit. ANybody with me?

 

yeah... FJ = non-survival vehicle

i'd be pimpin' some turbo diesel, or a hummer.... yeah... a hummer... with a mini gun up top.... yeah.....