That started a fire in my lap. its a good thing she's a qualified firefighter.

That is what I'm talkin bout.

 

^the worst part is there are like 10 of those within the distance I would drive to get a good coffee every morning, again too bad I don't like coffee, but what a way to start your day .

 

i am the say way down here in south tacoma, a few of those stands within a few blocks from my home but there are two downsides... one i hate coffee, and two their hot cocoa blows! Maybe ill start ordering a water?

 

How do you feel about chai spiced tea?

 

haha thats a big thumbs down! Oh trust me i have tried a ton of different options... just nothing still!

 

Plus the other fact of $5/item...no thanks I have enough addictions as it is...

 

Chai Tea is just glorified hot liquid pumpkin pie mix. Give me a Libby's can any day of the week...I could make it better

 

Dear Penthouse

I was having a good night just sittin back and messenging some of my friends on the computer when I get a call. " Anne and I are goin up to the Lariat for a pool touney, you should come. Hell I got 4th and she got 6th last time". I think "you know it has been a while since I have playeed, and I have been meanin on rollin up there to visit for a while". I finish my messages, took a while I was writing out a DIY on how to remove the headliner in my car.
This is a good thing going out to the Lariat because there are a few ladies I havn't seen in a while. One of my favorite women around is Norma she is an older gal with a great personality and a warm heart. There is also a girl that has had me thinking of her since we first met.
I was runnin a little late because of the DIY but noticed that nothing had started yet so I was clear. I went up to the bar to get a drink and say hi to my girl Norma. She saw me and screamed my name befor I could even get up to the bar. We played a little catch up as I looked around. I didn't see Nicole the one I was hopin would be workin.
I get called to play my first game. Flip for the break. Heads I loose. I rack the ***** step back AND tink! Three ***** move. I continue to knock in three *****, She misses and leaves me with no shot. This happens for the next 20 minutes. Finally I am down to the eight and she has 6 ***** left. "Wow I want this over, its been drivin me nuts, I can make this shot lets just get it done" I say to myself. Whack. Scratch. I loose.
I walk over and tell my friends all of the stages of the game I just lost and then head on over to the bar to get another drink to drown the pain of such a lose. Thud! I feel on my arm. Look over. Its her. Nicole the one I was hoping would be there. She is not working which makes it better.
"Heah long time no see" she says. "yeah good to see you"
"I don't know how good it is" says Nicole "Well I would give you a big ol' hug and molest you but don't know how well that would go over".
"Well why don't you try, and see what happens"? I approach and give her a big bear of a hug with a little kiss on the cheek. "What happened to th molesting"? A voice calls out in the rustle of the croud "Jason and Rob". Damn gotta go play.
I win that game and come back over and start conversating again then her cousin shows up. I think by his reactions and the way he speaks to me he is a friend that has a crush on her and is gonna C-block me anyway he can.
She get fed up with her cousin and asks me to come outside with her while she smoked. We get to talkin and back to flirtin then all of a sudden some crazy dude comes up and starts talkin about his mountian bike he put a motor on to make a scooter. "Jason your up" Says my buddy as he pokes his head out the door. "Damn blocked again" I think to myself.
This game I am playin my buddy that asked me to come out, but all I could think about was talkin to Nicole some more. He scratches on the eight ball so I win the game. On my way back to my table I hear Nicole talkin with her cousin and it seems pretty heated. So I keep my distance. "Jason and Darcy"
As I am play yet another game she goes by me to the bathroom. I think "Nice I will be able to talk to her since I am on the last table closest to the restrooms". Sure enough she get done and "I thought you were better than that" as I miss my shot.
I go on to win the game with her at my side belittling me every chance she gets.
Next smoke break she ask me to go out with her so we can talk. We get to talking and here come her cousin and other(female) cousin. They see our attraction to each other and the male cousin Chris says "Are you crazy"? "Well I am odd and some of my friends call me crazy" I say. Well you got to be a little crazy to hang with our family. "You wanta run inside to get away form these people" Nicole says "Naw they cool". "Jason and Donny"
I play my game and win (how I do not know because I was playing like crap) So I roll back over to my table that just so happens to be next to Nicole and her fam. They are in a deep conversation about some family stuff. Shee reaches her hand out to me and I grab ahold as to give her comfort in this family matter. Her cousin Chris get up and sees that we are holding hands and reiterates the whole "You best not hurt her or I will hurt you" family bond.
I know with a title like "Dear Penthouse" you were expecting more but thats all we are alowed on this forum. Don't make Thomas come down on you for your dirty thoughts.


But yes to answer all of you questions we are goin out well I guess today, dang I gotta get to bed.

Peace untill the next installment.
Jason B.

P.S. Is it wrong to say she has some big jigglin jubalees also. Which is wierd because I am a founding member of the Itti Bitti Titti Comitti.

 

^^^ boy that was a long read...lol


Dear Fiber Vandels...
To those down in the Longview area that took a hatchet to our Fiber ring causing thousands of people to be w/o service including 911 and FAA in at least 10 different cities .... we got it fixed about 1130pm tonight.. no thanks to you.. then 2hrs later you strike again about 750ft from the first attack.... now that we'll have tired crews working throu out, and the night police on scene thinking its a diversion to steel copper wires from another location..... i hope you all die of an overdose and or get too greedy and slice a high power line in mistake and fry....
thanks for making what was supposed to be a quite weekend night shift turn into hell....

damn thieves

 

Yeah, that's about what the "Americanized" ones are *gag* but a decent one with strong black tea, garam masala, milk, and a bit of honey or sugar can be quite nice.

Tom

 

To My Long Time Friend, the Zit Fairy,

In my ear? Are you serious? Even if I could stand the pain to touch it, it's not like I could squeeze it.

____ off,

Jenna

 

 

Dear Everybody,

I forgot what thread we were youtubing old WA commercials and such on a week or two ago and really, really wanted to add to it. I was going to make a new thread, just to show you this clip but that seemed ridiculous. So here..

Last night I was humming the "We Got Crab Legs" song and realized I probably could YouTube a Sea Galley commercial like we were doing with Jack Roberts and the Birthday Rap in whatever thread that was a few weeks ago.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zQSNnGFJ4Ro

 

I used to like the Rainer beer ones w/ the "Beer" running in packs, and the Ivars ones w/ the big clams w/ legs as well and the "Keep Clam" w/ the upside down A.... wow I am a dork

 

Dear Bungie,

I love your spawns and meele system in halo 3

Dear Nintendo,

Stop delaying super smash bros

 

Dear Erik..........

Yes You are a Dork.........LOL...........my favorites are the motor cycles REEEEEEEE NEEEEERRRRRRRRR BEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

Dear Kanchi,

Thank you for mentioning Rainier commercials. There are TONS of them on YouTube.

Raaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnneeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr Beeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr

http://youtube.com/watch?v=iz-WuLQz_ns

 

Dear marketing departments for major companies/ad agencies,
Please see various aspects of this thread and see that we appreciate what you have done in the past, and would not mind seeing some of it either brought back or even spoofed. Basically I really only look forward to the Superbowl for the commercials and see if you can actually make think that it was worth your billion dollars for 15 sec. In other words, maybe some of you need to look back before you look forwards again.

Sincerely

Erik Z aka Kanchi

 

rant

Dear driver's on the road who aren't me,

If you reach a 4 way stop before me. NO, you are not being polite by letting me go first. Take your damn turn and don't mess up the flow of traffic. Idiot.
If we are stopped facing uphill. Although I've mastered the art of driving a manual uphill don't get ____ed for the one time I mess up and accidentally back into you. No, it's not on purpose. You think I want to back into you with my Torched Penny paint job? Be considerate not a butthole. Jerk.
Driving slow in the far left lane. Just don't do it!
Driving while talking on a cel phone. Thank goodness that is now illegal.
Fellow xB owner (yes this includes 2nd gen owners). Don't give me a weird look when I wave at you. We drive the same kind of car, that's why I'm waving! DUH! If Jeep owners can have some camaraderie, why can't we?

/end rant

 

That does not go into affect into July.