Dear Burgerville,

Either I became a giant or your Hamburger patties got smaller. If in fact your patties are smaller how about that price going down as well. $8 for a pepper bacon Tillimook cheeseburger basket? I know the cost of those new corn straws must be astronomical! Maybe it's the Jukebox, nah that cant be it I still have to pay to hear it play. Ahh whatever I'll just go to Wendy's and get 4 Jr. Bacon cheeseburgers and still have money left for a frosty.

Sincerely,
Matt "I'm not a Giant" Ross

 

Yeah, I love B'ville, but they are expensive, 2-1/2 lb colassal c/burgers, 2-lg fries, 1-lg mocha perk shake right around $22.

 

^Thats like Herfy's or Pilchuck Drive-in up here....damn now i'm hungry

 

Dear work, I hate you. I hate you so so so so so freaking much and I can't freaking WAIT until I never have to see any of you again THANK YOU so much for making me feel like quitting was the right decision you freaking jerk bags.
A- HR lady? You know what? You are ABSO freaking LUTELY useless. My claim manager for the L&I claim that was approved has been trying to get me the oh... 1500 dollars that YOU GUYS freaking OWE me since I was INJURED at work and followed a DOCTORS orders to take the time off, but guess why he hasn't been able to cut me my check? You STILL haven't sent in the paperwork that he needs, it's been FIVE FREAKING MONTHS!!!!!!! He's giving up on you and assuming that whatever dates I call him with on Monday are the correct dates and cutting me a check. so go fricking flip yourselves!

AND Dear manager,
If your supervisors can't supervise it is not my frickin problem I'm taking my vacation time that you jerk holes tried to hide from me and enjoying my time off, handle it your freaking self how dare you bother me at 7 in the morning.

And
Dear best friend on Guam Shannon,
I'm so sorry I cant be with you right now, I wish more than anything I didn't have to use my money for moving and I could just fly out there and hold you. Simon was such a good dog and even though you and wes weren't with him when he went on to puppy heaven, he knows you were with him always. I'm so sorry for the unexpected loss and I will say many prayers for you and wes and the partner you lost.

 

Dear Tomas,

I can not be grateful enough. A few weeks ago my account got messed up somehow. I couldnt log in, and couldnt request a new password to my email. So i created a new account and ran straight to big T. Of course he reset it right away and I am back!

Dear springs,

Would you magically install yourself? I have been getting quotes, which dont sound toooooo bad. But I have to find the means of dropping my car off for three hours and still getting to work, or getting back home. Would you save me the hassle and install yourself tonight? You can even see if my exhaust wants to be installed at the same time with you.

 

No problem, Trenton.

Next time just drop me an e-mail rather than going through setting up a new ID just so you can PM me.

My e-mail address can be found with the [STAFF] button by going to the SuperMod link, or by finding the SuperMod topic in the Website Discussion announcements.

Take care!

 

ya that probably would have been a bit easier huh. Shoot.

 

Dear L&I claim manager,

Thank you so much for rocking in spite of my HR ladies incompetence.

I didn't expect to get such a nice check in the mail, this will help quiet a bit.

Thank you!

 

Dear Trenton........we can set up a date to do it at Brads,just need a spring compressor from Auto zone.......they are $40 and when you bring it back they give you all the money back.......$40 is much cheaper than having a shop do it.We would need to schedule it any weekend other than next weekend........got too much going on to get it done.

 

Dear neighbors,

I am not sure what is going on @ your place but its really suspicious. First off I know you have 5 kids, 4 of which live with you, but why do they always have to have their frinds go to your house at the same time? We share a driveway and the traffic up and down the driveway has become excessive. I hate having to wait to back out of my own driveway because your hell span kids' parents are 3 deep down the driveway and looking at me like I am the a-hole. Yesterday you guys tore in and out it like it was nothing coloser than i would have like to a friends car that was at the end of my diveway. But to have all these people coming over at all hours of the night (traffic increases from 6pm-11/midnight) including all these kids walking up the driveway glare-ing at me? Hell no. I am tired of waking up or jumping out of bed heading car doors slam at 11 or later to see your friends parking in front of my house or across the streer, peeing on trees, tossing your garbage out, talking loud enough to wake us up and tossing your cig butts out where ever. I chased you off last night but feel the war is no-where near over. Maybe its time for the cops to get sick of me again...WHY CANT EVERETT JUST NOT SUCK?!

 

Damn sorry to hear that Eric. I will kick some **** if ya want.

Well here we go.

Dear Stupid Idiot Expletive who hit my car last nite and didnt bother to care.

Im tired of bad things happening to me and my car. I already have a dented front bumper now i have huge scratches on my rear bumper. The paint was taken right off the scratches and black bumper is showing. I hate inconsiderate people who think they arent responsible for there actions. I hate these idiots who think they are the only ones around and can drive however they want. I am gonna start carrying dynamite in my car and anytime i see someone driving stupid they are getting a stick throw at there car. Why me. Im so glad i get to spend money on repairing my car cause of idiots and not spent modding my car. I might as well sell the tC and drive a pos around everywhere so i dotn care if anythign happens to it. Why can we have nice things. WTF!!!!

The Brockoli is MAD!!

 

...and y'all DON'T want to see a mad broccoli...

 

Dang Right!! LOL. Thanks for that Tomas!

 

sorry to hear/see that dude

 

Thanks man. I am gonna try and head up to that Cascade place later this week for a price qoute. Are they off everett mall way?

 

you like a block North of VTR on the West side of the street. I will send you the number tomorrow.

 

Dear Direct tv,

Thank you for finally paying the collection agency for the money you said I owed.

It only took you 7 freaking month to cut a check.

 

dear person who tried to park next to me and used the side of my car as a guide THANK YOU. i really appreciate it on my second day at my new job! also it couldnt have been anymore amazing that you MOVED YOUR CAR after you hit me. luckily 2 different people saw it. you are very lucky the officer didnt charge you with hit and run. Ne way now my car needs to go to the shop and get fixed. 2500 in estimated repairs yay

 

Dear Vancouver,

Thank you for being so fun, so far the move here has seemed more and more like the right decision, thanks to my corporate office down in Portland who is filled with really awesome people! And HUGE thank you to Jennifer the admin there who drove my paperwork up here to Vancouver for me when she realized I had forgotten it. I hope when I meet my new team Thursday that I feel this welcomed.

Dear puppy,
I don't know what this new trend is with you waking up at 3am and not going back to sleep... but if you keep it up I'm going to kill you.

 

Dear Drama,

You're the reason I don't want to own a Scion or even enjoy my car anymore.

Thank you.