Dear boss,
Why do you suck so bad? You are the one human being I could care nothing about. Please jump off a bridge into a sea of ravenous sharks and disappear from the face of the Earth while suffering a horrible death.

 

Dear Big E,

Happy Birthday.

 

Dear all whom this applies to,

y-o-u apostrophe r-e means you are, y-o-u-r means YOUR!

 

One thing about cats, they make great crab bait, and always fail the float test.

 

Dear Washingtonians,

Everytime I wish someone a happy birthday, I sing the old KCPQ Happy birthday song in my head that they used to play while giving out birthday shout outs to the KCPQ Kid's Club members.... "h-h-h-happy... happy birthday to you! h-h-h-happy... happy birthday to you!". Yeah, I have a feeling I'm the only one who remembers that.

 

Dear Jenna,

I think you just dated yourself, OR nerded yourself! But dont worry, although I have no idea what you are talking about, I have random memories about my past that others have completely forgotten.

edit: p.s. I have a few random memories a couple years ago (when i was six or so) that others have completely forgotten......

 

Dear Trentonm,

I probably did indeed date myself. But you're 23, you don't have a past. You might have "a few years ago" but no past, lol.

 

Dear Jenna,

That is a very good point, and i have adjusted accordingly! HAHA

 

Trentonm,

Don't mind me, I've been feeling rather old as it is. My friend's son is now the same age as her and I when we met, 15. That one is just tripping me out pretty bad. Then you have to pipe in with your "you're dating yourself" comment... lol.

 

Dear Jenna and Wii Guitar,

I hope this makes you feel better about the age concept. But Wii Guitar, why must you be made of such hard plastic? and why did you have to jump and attack my face? I did nothing to you, other than making some sweet sweet music with you. But when you attacked my face, you gave me a fat lip and a cut on the inside. That is not polite, nor constructive to create a true rockstar. We have to be one and not fight each other...

p.s. Yes, I hit myself in the face with my guitar when I was putting it on, less than a minute ago.........

 

Dear Mother Nature,

Why do you insist on toying with my emotions and my closet? Is it really necessary to have 75 degree weather in the beginning of January? Is it really necessary to have a "cold" front come through for 2 days and get me all ready for the winter I have been expecting for so long, then yank it away and make me wear shorts and flip-flops for another 2 weeks? I still haven't gotten to wear my new jacket that I bought LAST YEAR! Also, can we please go back to having normal seasons and normal weather? I'll plant more trees on Arbor day! Swear! ... Mother Nature. I hate you. We are not friends anymore.

Dear Nala (my dog),

Please stop eating my couch. I really like the couch. Also, you had better not be pregnant or else you will NEVER see your friend Danger again! And no, I will not be keeping your puppies, you are already illegal in my apartment complex and that is final, no more sad eyes from you! Thanks.

 

Dear Jenna,

Nope you aren't the only one who remembers that. I think you might be talking about Ranger Charlie and Rosco? http://youtube.com/watch?v=Uj2wskidDWU I remember the "birthday rap". I wonder what ever happened to Ranger Charlie. Even when I was a little kid I used to think she was hot in that hot pink ranger's outfit lol.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Uj2wskidDWU Click the link for the birthday rap!!

 

Dear Jon,

Please Jonny please come home, ooo I need your love and the kids...they gotta be fed...And Jon if you dont hurry back Ill be gone...this is what the letter said...the letter that Jonny Walker reeeeaaad.


end of song

 

dear jarred since you've been gloating that you did the nasty last night but you don't have pics to prove it

 

Dear everyone involved in this thread.

I just read this entire thread so far and wanted to say thanks for making me smile after a sh!tty day at work.

Jonathan

 

Dear Members,

Please keep the language in check.

Thank you.

Tom

 

1)Dice up 1 cat (medium sized)
2) stir in slowly the following;
3)1/2 cup green pea pods,
4)1/2 cup water-chestnuts,
5)2 cups long grained brown rice,
6)dash of adolfs Seasoning,

stir fry adding Soy sauce as needed, when able to cut with side of fork--- Calico is dun!
serve with ample supply of saki

makes 4/6 servings

btw... use the fur as a chew toy for the dog

 

Dear Tom

Is it possible to get a spellcheck button on Scion Life?

 

Dear Zebras,

why do you think it is funny to run in fron of lions in many directions to confuse them and make them think your one giant zebra? Lions need to eats too!

 

Sorry, Jonathan, I doubt very much if that will happen.

Besides, any decent 'puter should already have a spell check built-in that will work on any competent browser - even my little Mac laptop (that I'm using right now) does it automatically...

Tom