Dear Brian:

No Mike can not go out and have fun...he's my nurse..he even has a really cute male nurse outfit on

 

Dear Brian,

As soon as i slip jenn some sleeping pills in her thermaflu, we can go out and have a fun time.....Dont worry jenn will get over it...when she gets a good nights sleep

 

Dear Mike..

Nice try but posting that on the internet..........the dumbest thing you have ever done..you have been caught and WILL PAY FOR YOUR SINS!!!!!!!!!

 

Dear Mike....
Here's your sign....

 

 

Dear Mike....
For the love of God use the PM. What's wrong with you?

 

Dear Mike I had a blast last night.......seems the girls never woke up and noticed we were gone.........cap did I not put this in PM and post live........uhhhhh gotta go.......must find place to hide and get there quick........

 

Dear Brian...
LOL you've been exposed to that glue too long buddy.

 

Dear my own sisters husband,

Thank you very much for building a snowman on top of my car this winter as now where the head fell off I have a lovely really deep scratch and dent on the roof that I have to repair before the show on the 7th.

Jason

 

Dear Everyone,

I cant help myself when i had posted these dear post.....and kkwanna that was a perfect time to hand me a "heres your sign"

 

Dear America,

Oh where to start! Well first off I am tired and irritated by you! I have always been a proud american and still am but there are some things that need to change! One forget the world! Your to worried about lookign good for everybody else when ya know what they already hate us. Maybe we should forget about the world and take care of our own citizens! And by citizens I mean not the illegal aliens that we give billions of dollars too, the ones that drive cars illegally and cause accidents and we have to pay for it, the ones who get government money that we wont ever see and we are real citizens! Why is it when illegals come here and have kids here there kids are citizens? Um total BS!! The parents were here wrongfully and illegally so there kids should be too! Im tired of hearing if you speak spanish press some number! I am in america where we speak English so ya know what learn it! This is BS that I have to pay taxes that go to these fools and not real legal americans. When is someone gonna step up like Tony Blair or the Australian prime minister and say whats really Up!! Its called a Border for a reason!!! This country was based on "In God we trust". So if your lil panzy butt cant deal with the pledge of allegiance saying those words get out of this country! Again lets help America First!!! Lets give money to us and not to countries who hate us even though we give them aid! E-N-G-L-I-S-H learn it!!

And ya know what I am sure I am gonna catch slack from some people but oh well! You like it or you dont! You agree or you dont!

Sorry but I am just tired of all the BS in this country!!

 

^^^Amen I totally agree with you..ya know what I hate? Whenever I go to an ATM in AMERICA I have to choose if I want to complete my transaction in english or spanish..WTF since when are we americo? Honsetly why do I have to conform to accomodate illegal immigrants? Seriously and then after all we put up with from them they sneak into our country kidnap our legal citizens and take them back to mexico and demand randsome?? WTF we have been more than accomodating to them and they wanna do this to us?

 

Please press 1 for English and Dos for Espanal.....

 

OMG I hate that too you press 1 for english and you get some dude in bangladesh...wtf like they can speak english

 

And his name is Frank........

 

Who know's I can't understand them... sheeze

 

I love when they give american names. Im always like yea ok Bob!! I remember haveing to ask them to spell out almost the hole conversation! Thats another thing thats ____ing me off. Yea lets help the economy by giving jobs to other countries!! Theres a winnign idea!!

 

Dear Jenn,

Next time you're at the Drive-Up ATM, pull out an extra hundred for me - and then explain to me why the Drive-Up has instructions on it in Braille...

Tom

 

Yea I have always loved that one! But I am sure its because the keypads are universal. They also prolly save money from not making ones for just drive-up ATM's w/out Braille!!

 

Dear all,
regarding the press # to speak <insert language>..... i was once at a drive thru for jack'n the box and the drive thru screen/speaker gave me the option for english or spanish...wtf??? thats just wrong...
on thing if we were on close to the mexico border.... if anything we should be asked if english or french since canada's second language is french