Dear work,
I used to be fond of you but I'm getting to the point that I am so painfully glad that in only 11 work days I will not have to see you for another 7 weeksish. And it's not so much the 11 work days that kill me it's the 6 I have to work with my FAVORITE person I could really really live without. Ugh, please, please, pleeeease make my vacation get here now.

xo
Allie

 

Dear Bicycle rider,

Did you know that we have "bike" lanes for a reason? You choose to ride down the street almost in the middle of the lane, never once riding in your own lane. You hold up 10 cars each person trying to be respectfull of your space and waiting to go around you. I however dont understand why you cant roll in your own lane? Its not like I can take my car and ride in the "bike" lane....! So I choose not to wait on you, and to fly by you. being that I have a small car it was not necessary for me to swerve into oncoming traffic to avoid your dumb a$$. I was not that close to you nor did I hit you, nor did I swear or honk at you.

......and yet at the next stop light you have the ***** to roll up next to me and stop your little bike and call me an a$$hole! Maybe next time I will open my door suddenly as you roll past me!.....

Dont get me wrong I have nothing against all of the bicycles on the road, just the stupid ones who dont observe the rules of the road, and who are disrespectfull.

Every one driving on the road has to follow the same rules!

I mean we even made you your own lane to roll in, why dont you use it!! quit holding up traffic! quit blowing through stop signs! And if you have to roll on the street, at least be mindfull of the rest of us! if you are holding up a bunch of cars maybe move over for a bit, let them go by, then move back onto "our" portion of the street.

I dunno maybe you have a death wish, and want to get hit by a two ton vehicle!

 

Saddly, the same problem exists down here, or at least in Portland. They think that they are doing the planet a favor so we should bow down to them. There have been a few that have been hit and killed in Portland over the last yr or so, and they go after the driver even though the guy barreled through an intersection without stopping or looking. When I ride on the road, I try to keep up with traffic or get out of the way. Its simple, car vs bike, I know who wins, everytime.

 

agreed on all counts.

 

(I watched a driver do an "open door stop" on a seriously annoying and dangerous biker up in Vancouver, BC a while back. He was splitting lanes even though there was a bike lane, weaving in and out of traffic, and buzzing through stops without stopping. He'd passed us - and vice versa - several times. Amazing how far he flew over the door...)

 

ROAD RAGE IS SCAREY....LET'S BE CAREFUL.....

 

I so hate bike riders on the road,I have nothing against riding a bike around,I think it is great.

But agreed when you have a bike lane that my taxes helped pay for,use the thing.......get out of the middle of the road and for Gods sake,stop meens stop,I almost killed some guy in SEattle last week,he blew through a stop light from out of nowhere,he would not of made it as I was going 30 and it was nearly a clean kill.......and he flips me off.....

 

clokwerk and i were headed to his house in my car, and this guy on a dirtbike pulled up next to my car and did a wheelie. than he got in front of me and started going slow.

i revved my engine just to give him crap and apparently it scared the poo pout of him.... lol. my car is louder than his bike.

but people on bikes usually move out of the way when they hear my car.

loud exhausts make people weary...

 

I'm sorry pete what did you say i couldnt hear you over the sound of your loud exhaust......oh wait, im reading this on a forum.....

HI PETE!!

 

HI JOSH!

no your right, I'm outside your house........lol jk

 

Dear Fed Ex

Please hurry up and bring my package! im going insane....

 

Dear wallet,

I'm sorry. That is all.

xo
Allie.

 

Dear life.

I just got my nexus and I'm really happy about it. Life is great right now

 

we know.. you cant leave it alone for more than 3 seconds..geezzz...lol

 

Dear God,

I guess you must be REALLY need of some more talent upstairs, because you keep trying "recruit" my grand father unsuccessfully. Fought in the army...got through it, tired prostate cancer...no luck, tried heart problems...he beat it, gave him strokes...ineffective again....now you gave him cancer again....he's in his mid-90's for your sake! Can't you just forget about him? Just give him the dignity of going peaceful and easily, not in pain thats all I ask...I hate this so much right now, knowing that he is refusing treatment becasue he doesn't want to leave a financial burden if he doesn't make it, not because he is just giving up. Sometimes I just don't get it.

-Z-

 

Oh Z. I'm so so sorry. If you need to get away to clear your head or anything there is always room for you here.

 

Dear Afghan country that sucks a$$,

I hate you. and your extremely hot sun. F**k yo couch. and ur mom.

which i did ... twice..

 

lol

Dear USMC,

Thank you for telling my baby brother he'd be going to Afghanistan long enough so I could have a panic attack

theeennnnn thank you for canceling it three days later.

Really, thank you!

xo
Allie.

oh and I concur with the above couch statement.

 

Dear Accuair,

You have taken over a month to organize my package. I understand that sometimes you run out of parts and it takes a bit to get them in, but please email me and let me know. please dont tell my dealer that you sent the package and that i should have received it then tell him 3 days later that you are still waiting for parts. f you dont have the things to complete my order please just be upfront about it. thanks.

 

I agree 100% Dave. I did get email notification that EZ shipped me a package yesterday, but it could be the rear bags I ordered. Hoping it's the Air management. Did you get a similar email?