A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." If you're not sure what a 710 is click here:

http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg

 

Dear lord!!!!!!!
That is just great.

 

LOL.

 

haha thats was funny

 

old, but still funny

 

HAHA even funnier since I use 710 as an inside joke with a few friends thinking that there wouldn't be anyone dumb enough to call it that. I guess we were wrong.

 

 

That is funny. My wife was crackin up.

 

i dont get it.. why didnt you get her a new 710?

 

thats a good one