So one of my coworkers sent this to me at work and thought i would share the torture and joy of just how stupid we can be sometimes. and although i have seen it before i still think it will make it a more interesting day



The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether
you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The
questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down to see the answer UNTIL you have answered the question!


> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?














The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an
overly complicated way.
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> 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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> Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
> refrigerator?..........................Wrong Answer.
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> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
> elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the
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> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?
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> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You
just put him in there. This tests your memory.
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> Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you
still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
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> 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you
do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
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> Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This
tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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> According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

 

Hmm, interesting.

I do have some things to say about this quiz, but then I would be arguing with a four year old, and we all know that I wouldn't get anywhere.

But just for your information. I gave several answers to each question because the questions were very vague. Total, I got 1 1/2. I say 1/2 because in the last question I was assuming that because a human was technically an animal too, you would be at the animal meeting. If you were crossing the river, you would not be at meeting any more, so neither would the crocodiles. So I took the elephant out of the refrigerator, used it as bait to lure the crocs away, then swam across. :D

Oh, and you don't have an option for "0" on the number of answers you got right.