Step 1. pull interior
Step 2. foam quarters/doors + support pillars
Step 3. purchase sawzall
Step 4. ???????????
Step 4.314. Profit!
Step 5. pull motor
Step 6. build wiring harnesses
Step 7. find much needed parts
Step 9. sell soul to satan for help finishing peoject
Step 10. Finish sometime after second child learns how to drive

 

and you are doing all of this because?

 

Because I can...

 

just use bacon grease and a match....

 

If only Bacon grease could somehow help me

 

Bacon grease is the ultimate save-all!

Well, that and duct tape.

 

I dont thing the bacon greese will stick to thew duct tape. He might need some kind of epoxy.

 

Bacon grease cant be used as a bonding agent, but it is a fire accelerant

 

So if your house accidentally catches fire, but you have bacon wallpaper, would it fool the investigator into thinking it was arson because of the accelerant?

 

I would imagine so...

but I dont have Bacon wallpaper, I prefer bacon quilts

 

wouldnt it make more sense to collect up all your parts first...then tear it down and get it done all at once?

 

the bacon grease is a nice touch though...

 

What Im referring to with step 7 will be little parts that I dont know I need untill I am getting the car ready to roll out of the garage

 

like a hoggie ___ washer to hold a part on.

 

Also adds quite a shine with the Porter Cable