yah i rad that and i just wish i could punch him in the face

 

I just get the usual... they've pretty much been said on here.

 

I was wishing I could spit in his face!!! How could a NORMAL human hate a CAR FCOL???

 

^^^^

The redneck that wrote that goes on to brag what a great car his SUV is...

 

 

I had somone leave a note on my car that read as follows:


"What the HELL is this thing?....A Hearse for midgets?"

 

today....the Herman Munster car....

 

Yesterday it was pouring rain and I was walking out to my car and my neighbor said "OH god are you gonna let that THING get wet? You already brought home one thing off spring!"

My reply: "Yes and you're still driving a 1989 Cutless with two broken windows one other one that doesn't even roll up and driving on not one but two donuts and only one other tire has a rim!" You should let your car get wet!" Too bad Cutlesses are way past played OUT!

 

MY FRIENDS CALL IT "THE MAGICAL TOASTER" ...LOL

 

 

nice toaster

 

Ok, So I'm bragging to my husband about the great gas mileage. He said with that "popcorn popper" I can imagine...spoken in friendly terms. ;)

 

My kids (10 and 13) call my white xB "the ice cream truck". They even went so far as to get me one of those Chevron cars that is an ice cream truck, complete with an ice cream cone on top, and it's white! They keep saying they're going to get some of their friends to run up to my car, waving dollar bills, and ask me for some rocket pops and Bugs Bunny popsicles with the bubble gum eyes. I take it all in stride, because I tell them soon that's going to be their car, and Daddy's gonna get that 911 Carrera he's been wanting ever since college, lol!

It's all good though, even with complete strangers, because once I start talking it up, open the doors and show them how roomy it is on the inside, how well built it is, that it gets 35 mpg, insurance classifies it as a station wagon, etc., the snide remarks pretty much turn into "wow, that's a lot of car for the money", etc...

 

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!

I CANNOT believe what just happened to me today!
I was making a turn at a boulevard and as I was waiting for traffic to clear... I hear this lawnmower engine go by and then someone shouting ELEMENTS SUCK! ( I am in canada and there are no scion dealers here) So I turn around and it was some retard on a smoking moped zooming past! I mean what is with lowlifes who dont have a nicer car to be giving me ****? LOL! I was tempted to turn around and correct this guy regarding his error but decided he was clearly not worth the time nor the effort.

 

So we are at the ITB in Indy, some "rice patty" with a riced out rice cake says, "hu hu hu, is that a golf cart"?

 

I got this today, I was walking up to my car and noticed that two middle aged redneck women were looking at it and laughing and i overheard this ,"Skee-on haha this spaceship isnt too smart."

I have no clue what that was supposed to mean

 

Here's a new one (for me, anyway):

Spotted a Black Cherry Pearl xB with license plate WINEBOX.

Hmmm...I guess that's not exactly an insult....but funny.

 

After only reading 5 pages, i can honestly say that i can't wait to get my xB and hear some of this ish, What will they think of next? (Going to school in the box the first day will be fun hehe)

 

"Aww look its the chiquita banana bus"
"Retard Racer"
"Short Bus"
and my favorite, "The Magic School Bus!!!" [/b]

 

Got another one today coming back from oklahoma at a gas station. A redneck truck driver came up and said"Say boy do them things run good" and i was like "yes they do i love mine" then he proceeded to say"Damn little thing is goofier than hell" and laughed and walked away shaking his head

Haha i thought it was funny becasue he was calling my xB "goofier than hell" when he is the one with no teeth , muddy overalls, flamed nascar hat, and driving a semi