What's your favorite xB insult?
This has been so funny...
My whole family makes fun of us from fugly to clown car cracker box...Ice Cream truck CD!!!!
But my cousin drives a lifted F350 and one day I passed him and when we got out he said Oh sh*t, I didn't know that was you...I just looked out my window and saw a TOY BOX rollin by! Thats a cute car!
I thought for sure he was going to rag on me....noooo its all my relatives who have NO cars or hoopties that rag on me! My uncle drives a beat up OLD Suburban that is so rusted the body shop wouldn't even paint it!! Hes the one who made us the CD!!!
Then we had to go and get two and now we hear *Oh did you hire more clowns business is booming in LV huh???* dumba$$es!!
My whole family makes fun of us from fugly to clown car cracker box...Ice Cream truck CD!!!!
But my cousin drives a lifted F350 and one day I passed him and when we got out he said Oh sh*t, I didn't know that was you...I just looked out my window and saw a TOY BOX rollin by! Thats a cute car!
I thought for sure he was going to rag on me....noooo its all my relatives who have NO cars or hoopties that rag on me! My uncle drives a beat up OLD Suburban that is so rusted the body shop wouldn't even paint it!! Hes the one who made us the CD!!!
Then we had to go and get two and now we hear *Oh did you hire more clowns business is booming in LV huh???* dumba$$es!!
For the 2nd time a second driver of a second chevy pickup dissed me at an intersection. This time the driver waited, gave an attention getting beep-beep, just to yell UGLY out the window. I was alone, and he didn't specify "your car is ugly", so maybe this post doesn't belong in this thread
aww look how cute its the mini Special Ed Bus. thats what i get thats what happends when you have a yellow xb but i dont let it bother me i know when there car breaks down on the highway ill just cruise right by them honk and wave heheh
He said "My car is brand new its NOT a fin bucket" "Oh yeah" I said, "then tell ME why it has a HANDLE ON THE BACK!!!! " {I always say that bc Im sorry but I dislike those spoilers on the back of some of those cars and the DN has a rather nice sized one IMO} Dont get me wrong tho I LOVE the xB spoiler and I can't wait to get one. lol
He cussed me out a little bit and I asked him where his shovel was so he could shove it up his bucket!
Why do ppl think its OK for them to throw insults but have the nerve to get insulted when it comes back to them. Damn double standards!
Originally Posted by SirScion
^yeah, I'm really tired of hearing the clown one. its not really that small.
I gave up an Astro Van for my xB!!! Haven't looked back since! Funny tho bc the A was white but I was totally against the PW xB.
My kids LOVE Scion I think more than we do. If that's possible. I can't believe I was hauling around an Asstro and we are just as comfy in the xB! Maybe thats cause we have two now. LOL
Originally Posted by MellowYellow
aww look how cute its the mini Special Ed Bus. thats what i get thats what happends when you have a yellow xb but i dont let it bother me i know when there car breaks down on the highway ill just cruise right by them honk and wave heheh 
Hey we are in Rialto all the time so if you see a NV plated yellow or TCM honk!!
LOL
lol, you guys ever notice these comments always come from either low life rednecks with rusted out chevy trucks or someone with a new ____ty car (neon, cavalier, focus). I love it. We get almost 40mpg and have a ton of room and we payed 14gs for a brand new one and they are such failures at life they have to makeof someone who made a SMART decision when they purchased there car.
Originally Posted by rallyxb
My favorite was a guy at the gas station filling up his big-butt Chevy Silverado 4x4.
A typical trucker-fu@ker; short guy with a big-truck and a big attitude, who was obviously over compensating for something lacking.
What the hell is that thing? It's so boxy it's ugly.
"It's a Toyota.
It cost 1/3 of what your truck cost.
The interior was designed by Lexus
It has more passenger room than the Volvo S60
Best of all... it gets 34 MPG"
The guy stood there in shock & awe as we finished fueling up our vehicles.
I couldn't help myself but say...
"You wanna know the best part?
You just spend $48 in gas... I only spend $12
Imagine what kind of gas millage I could get if this thing was aerodynamic!"

A typical trucker-fu@ker; short guy with a big-truck and a big attitude, who was obviously over compensating for something lacking.
What the hell is that thing? It's so boxy it's ugly.
"It's a Toyota.
It cost 1/3 of what your truck cost.
The interior was designed by Lexus
It has more passenger room than the Volvo S60
Best of all... it gets 34 MPG"
The guy stood there in shock & awe as we finished fueling up our vehicles.
I couldn't help myself but say...
"You wanna know the best part?
You just spend $48 in gas... I only spend $12
Imagine what kind of gas millage I could get if this thing was aerodynamic!"
Originally Posted by HookMan
Love this thread!
My xB is 2 days old and my friend says my BCP is the Dr. Peppermobile.
My xB is 2 days old and my friend says my BCP is the Dr. Peppermobile.

The dealer just told me if I ever had any scratches, I could use a highlighter to fix it.
I haven't had too many problems with the insults most people here like them. But the very first day I drove my xB to work my boss came up to me in the parking lot and said "uummm, you know you can't park that here, right? "You need to park in the lot down the street. That thing is too ugly to park here." so I said " We all still look at your purple truck everday. It's a miracle I haven't had to go home sick." But then he rode in it one day and he thinks it a cool car now.
Maybe I should have bought an Echo.
This time it was a passenger in a Ford pickup, instead of a driver of a Chevy.
I've driven Fords and Chevys too
The whole cabfull got a nice chuckle before, during, and after the guy (with his window up I might add) flipped me the bird.
Irony - kitty-corner across the street from the Toyota/Scion dealer in town. At the gas station where I just filled up for $17.51. Do you think that's it?
This time it was a passenger in a Ford pickup, instead of a driver of a Chevy.
The whole cabfull got a nice chuckle before, during, and after the guy (with his window up I might add) flipped me the bird.
Irony - kitty-corner across the street from the Toyota/Scion dealer in town. At the gas station where I just filled up for $17.51. Do you think that's it?





