My co-workers are at a loss for words. I have a few names such as "cracker box"or "rollerskate" I shut most of them up by tossing them the keys. They come back in with "wow- I never would have thought it was like THAT inside" or "hmm...what is it again?" Pretty funny...

 

Yeah. It is what's on the inside that counts!

 

The toaster slots are up on the roof though and the hood it the lever to lower it down. Like this

 

My licence plate starts with TVN so my sister came up with Toasted Very Nicely.

My friends have a variety of them but they funny thing is they all want a scion too.

I have a white one so I get:

the refrigerator
the microwave
the toaster
and WHAT IS THAT!!!

 

I got one the other day "an east german mail truck"

 

also my boss just got a brand new toyota prius and paid 34,000 for his one car when we bought the podracr and the alnchbx for the same price.

 

My coworkers call it the "Myster Machine" from Scooby Do.

 

a complete stranger said to me, those are the ugliest things on the road right now

 

I laughed at an xB driving down the frwy when I first saw one. Told my kids "all you need to do is paint it cardboard brown it's so boxy" Then I realized my Izusu Trooper is just as boxy and the front window is flat...
Now I'm just a few days away from owning one :D

 

My response to that has been. Thank You! Ain't it great!

 

I would have said "except when your on the road!". yeah it's childish but hey he made fun of your car.
Jethro B my favorite is "that domelight is the ugliest thing i've ever seen in a car"

 

Close, but the xB came in second:
http://www.cartalk.com/content/featu...r/winners.html

My claim is that the xB is homely; the most truly UGLY vehicle on the list is the Humbler . . . .

The difference? Homely is on the surface; UGLY goes clear through.

 

Every one hates until they get inside.

 

my list of things its been called: toaster, xBox, velveeta box, mail truck, delivery truck, ____ing ugly as hell, all wheel drive bada$$ mobile, i konw i m forgettin a bunch

i was at work and walkin towards my car and i c 2 women walking away from it, i hit my unlock button and one says, "the lites just blinked" and they see me and we have this conversation:
lady: is that urs?
me: yes
l: what is it
m: i tell her and explain the relationship w/ toyota
l: o i c, well its a funny shape
mi laughed and answered) a box?
it was really funny...a u had to be there moment

 

The sad part about that one is it happened on here for Gods sake

 

you guys are so full of it...

if you want to come up with some insults that WOULD be funny... then do so, but to the 50+ people on here that are saying people are driving by you YELLING that your car sucks, or that it's a box? C'mon. I could understand if I read all 24 pages and found a few, but almost the entire first page consisted of strangers screaming or saying rude things.

I just can't imagine the average scion owner getting yelled at as if they were a black guy with a rainbow bumper sticker in Alabama in the 1950s (no offense to Old ___ black guys from the country... I'm just trying to make a point).

I just really hope that if I get one, there won't be retarded @$$ people making these unnecessary comments, cuz this is one scion liking mo fo that will bust a f&$%ing lip as soon as somebody THINKS they have the right to talk to me like that.

Just my 2 cents.

 

What did they think you would say, "No, I'm stealing it"?

 

I don't know why but I"m rollin on this one

 

This isn't so much a name, just an insult. A coworker asked me if Scions were made by Ford.....he was serious too.