always at this one exxon gas station this idoit would say british carp and i would say......do you see a british flag or emblem on this damn car you dumb f@#k speak when you are spoken to f@#k head!!!!!!............... then i drive off feeling real good after putting 18.00 dollars in my tank to fill it up and the f@#k head has a suburban that took 55.00 dollars to fill ......hahahahahahahahahahahahahaa b@#ch

 

 

hmm, "it looks like a cardboard box."
"It looks like a bread box with a lip"
"It's just plain ugly"

are amongst the ones i always hear(I dont drive one, its just what they say when i show them a picture in a magazine or something)

 

so you just painted the cardboard box from when you were little and put wheels on it. can i show my kids?

 

Ok, I guess I'll add to this thread a little... first off, the proper spelling is "hearse", I've had a few of them. My fav was a '67 Superior Crown ( See it here: http://www.diggersdungeon.cc/hearse/home.htm ). My hearse was called the "Dead Sled", named after "The Greatful Dead".

Friends are now asking me if I plan to fix it up like a hearse... and the thought HAS crossed my mind.

All of my freinds laughed at the car when I pulled-up to each house.. they continued to laugh till I had them sit in the back.. now ALL of them think I made a fantastic decision with the Xb.

At the dealer when they asked me what I liked about the car I replied "It's so damn ugly that it's cool"... you should have seen the look on their faces. The guy said he's never sold a car to someone because it was "ugly". I really don't think they're ugly but he didn't know that. HA !!

The main reason I fell in love with the Xb is just because I enjoy being different... what's the fun in being normal?

 

this thread is amazing, just went non-stop thru 9 pages before sleep started overtakin my eyes...

seems like the big thing that converts people to the scion are the space and gas mileage...

i've been telling people - 'there's space inside for a threesome and 4 audience members'

 

Thanks for the backup man!

Mine got called the "sugar cube" so I balled up my fist and asked the guy if he would like one lump or two. But to tell the truth, I think its kind of funny, same with "ice cube" and I was asked by my neice when I first got it when the "Things" came out (Dr. Suess, The Cat in The Hat.) So my new Texas Licence plate I think will be Thing 1

 

One I forgot about....A customer told me " :his 4th grade daughter drew a car just like it yesterday"

 

Today, I got my xB called a Lunch Box! Who in the world would make a lunch box like that?! You know what? I don't even wana know..

My dad called it a Mailbox on wheels....Blind ___ i don't see now freakin mail box!

 

My homeboy told me that my car looks like a donut delivery truck.......
WTF .......i told him the next time he needs a ride we wont pick him up

Rosalia206

 

Maybe not an insult , but I parked across the street from a liquor store yesterday, and when I walked in one of the sales guys asked "is that the new Mercedes?"!

 

Whats funny, is here in Houston, there is a company called square donuts, and they use Polar White xB's as delivery cars

 

LMAO @ the sugarcube !! ahhh!!

 

A friend came by last night, only boxes he'd ever seen were rolling down the highway.
He had this "ha-ha... rolling cartoon" attitude....
Till he sat in it, changed his whole outlook of the box.

WW

 

When I took it over to my parents place my dad said he was glad i didn't get a black one because they look like gorillas. I don't get it either

My wife says they have a nose like a boston terrier. I can live with that as we love bostons (we have two).

One of my friends you can tell thinks it's butt ugly but he's a good enough person to not say anything.

Another of my friends said it looked like someone threw a grenade inside a VW Bug. I hope he finally found a ride home from the club. Okay I'm lying. Hope he's still hitching.

I picked my wife up from work a couple of days ago and we 'christened' it. she commented with a grin "you came in a box in the box you came in." Damn I love her.....and my wife too.

 

i havent read this whole thread so i dont know if it has been mentioned but i love

"the xB looks like the crate the xA was shipped over in"


hahhhahaa

 

I picked my wife up from work a couple of days ago and we 'christened' it. she commented with a grin "you came in a box in the box you came in." Damn I love her.....and my wife too.

AAaahh!!!!

I like the 'bustin on ya' type insults. But a clerk or some such woman was looking at the CamoBox at one of my customers today (earlier she had called me "a stange man walking through the shop"). She said; "it doesn't have much room in it. What is it? Its like the Honda Element right" So I went into a short lesson. She replied; "it still doesn't have much room in it. "
Being the smart-a I am I asked her compared to what. She said "mini-vans".
I said mini vans don't have much room in them either - compared to "full-size vans"
Pretty sure she'll not understand the point.

 

Showed the new Onyx box to a friend tonight, and she thought it looked an old-fashioned English cab, some of which are still used in London she said. Didn't take it as an insult b/cuz she really really liked the color and thought it was a cool shape. She's driving a Focus, but wants out of it baaaaad. May convert her to Scion yet!

While we were driving to meet her for dinner, a Toyota 4Runner merged into the lane just a car length ahead us, and the guy gave us a thumbs up in his side mirror! Then, the light rail train was running northbound alongside us, and a bunch of peeps were pointing at our box and smiling....just picked it up yesterday and have been lucky with poz comments from other drivers so far

 

My wife calls my car:

Clown Car

 

Love this thread!

My xB is 2 days old and my friend says my BCP is the Dr. Peppermobile.