Name that Quote!
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i haven't... 
Ok here we go... Easy one but I laughed when I read it...
Rusty Rust-eze: They're not headlights; they're just stickers.
Lightning McQueen: Well, racecars don't need headlights, because the track is always lit.
Dusty Rust-eze: Well, so is my brother, but he still needs headlights.
Ok here we go... Easy one but I laughed when I read it...
Rusty Rust-eze: They're not headlights; they're just stickers.
Lightning McQueen: Well, racecars don't need headlights, because the track is always lit.
Dusty Rust-eze: Well, so is my brother, but he still needs headlights.
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Originally Posted by captainlaziness
Alexander Dane: You're just going to have to kill it.
Jason Nesmith: Kill it? Well, I'm open to any suggestions.
Tommy Webber: Go for the eyes, like in episode 22!
Jason Nesmith: He doesn't have any eyes, Tommy!
Tommy Webber: Go for the mouth, then, the throat, his vulnerable spots!
Jason Nesmith: It's a rock! It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!
Guy Fleegman: I know! You construct a weapon. Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?
Jason Nesmith: Kill it? Well, I'm open to any suggestions.
Tommy Webber: Go for the eyes, like in episode 22!
Jason Nesmith: He doesn't have any eyes, Tommy!
Tommy Webber: Go for the mouth, then, the throat, his vulnerable spots!
Jason Nesmith: It's a rock! It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!
Guy Fleegman: I know! You construct a weapon. Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?
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Vijay: Do you know why they call it the American Dream? Because it only happens when you are asleep.
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Ramu Gupta: The most powerful sexual organ is your brain. Think about it.
[Faces woman]
Ramu Gupta: Are you thinking?
Turned-on Woman: My whole body is about to think!
Lexi: Mother, when you realize that not all people of color were put here to serve you?
Chantal: Lexi, darling, how can say that? I've served food to the homeless. Good food. Food I'd eat myself if I still ate carbs.
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Ramu Gupta: The most powerful sexual organ is your brain. Think about it.
[Faces woman]
Ramu Gupta: Are you thinking?
Turned-on Woman: My whole body is about to think!
Lexi: Mother, when you realize that not all people of color were put here to serve you?
Chantal: Lexi, darling, how can say that? I've served food to the homeless. Good food. Food I'd eat myself if I still ate carbs.
And the Rust-Eze.
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Originally Posted by burstaneurysm
"Yeah, he's a professor... OF BEING A DOG! OOOH, FACED!... Scratch-moded!"
sry, had to google this one, had no idea!
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Lead Thug: I'll tell you what. When a monkey comes out of my butt, you'll get your sorry. How about that?
Bruce: What a coincidence, because that's... today.
Thug #1: Hey, did that monkey just come out your crack, man?
Thug #2: This is some voodoo, man! Let's go!
Bruce: Are you guys leavin'? Hey, don't forget your parting gifts!
Bruce: Hey, little ****-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy!
Bruce: What a coincidence, because that's... today.
Thug #1: Hey, did that monkey just come out your crack, man?
Thug #2: This is some voodoo, man! Let's go!
Bruce: Are you guys leavin'? Hey, don't forget your parting gifts!
Bruce: Hey, little ****-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy!
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Originally Posted by SicktC06
Lead Thug: I'll tell you what. When a monkey comes out of my butt, you'll get your sorry. How about that?
Bruce: What a coincidence, because that's... today.
Thug #1: Hey, did that monkey just come out your crack, man?
Thug #2: This is some voodoo, man! Let's go!
Bruce: Are you guys leavin'? Hey, don't forget your parting gifts!
Bruce: Hey, little ****-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy!
Bruce: What a coincidence, because that's... today.
Thug #1: Hey, did that monkey just come out your crack, man?
Thug #2: This is some voodoo, man! Let's go!
Bruce: Are you guys leavin'? Hey, don't forget your parting gifts!
Bruce: Hey, little ****-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy!
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Metatron: I am to charge you with a holy crusade.
Bethany: For the record, I work in an abortion clinic.
Metatron: Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. And no one's even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey, and visit a small church on a very important day.
Bethany: New Jersey? That doesn't sound like much of a crusade.
Metatron: Aside from the fine print, that's it.
Bethany: What's the fine print?
Metatron: [mumbling into glass] Stopacoupleofangelsfromenteringandthusnegatingallexistence.
Bethany: Wait, wait, wait. Repeat that.
Metatron: Stop a couple of angels from entering and thus negating all existence. I hate when people need it spelled out for them.
Bethany: For the record, I work in an abortion clinic.
Metatron: Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. And no one's even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey, and visit a small church on a very important day.
Bethany: New Jersey? That doesn't sound like much of a crusade.
Metatron: Aside from the fine print, that's it.
Bethany: What's the fine print?
Metatron: [mumbling into glass] Stopacoupleofangelsfromenteringandthusnegatingallexistence.
Bethany: Wait, wait, wait. Repeat that.
Metatron: Stop a couple of angels from entering and thus negating all existence. I hate when people need it spelled out for them.
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True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend