i haven't...

Ok here we go... Easy one but I laughed when I read it...

Rusty Rust-eze: They're not headlights; they're just stickers.
Lightning McQueen: Well, racecars don't need headlights, because the track is always lit.
Dusty Rust-eze: Well, so is my brother, but he still needs headlights.

 

Green Mile?

 

Naw, that's Galaxy Quest.

 

SicktC06, is that Cars?

And no, not the green mile.

 

YUP^ Cars!

 

People say crazy shi*t during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."

 

Vijay: Do you know why they call it the American Dream? Because it only happens when you are asleep.

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Ramu Gupta: The most powerful sexual organ is your brain. Think about it.
[Faces woman]
Ramu Gupta: Are you thinking?
Turned-on Woman: My whole body is about to think!

Lexi: Mother, when you realize that not all people of color were put here to serve you?
Chantal: Lexi, darling, how can say that? I've served food to the homeless. Good food. Food I'd eat myself if I still ate carbs.

 

Clerks!

 

Sick, you give it away with the Lightning McQueen. And the Rust-Eze.


Time to go tractor tippin'... :B

 

"Yeah, he's a professor... OF BEING A DOG! OOOH, FACED!... Scratch-moded!"

 

Cabin Fever?
sry, had to google this one, had no idea!

 

Lead Thug: I'll tell you what. When a monkey comes out of my butt, you'll get your sorry. How about that?
Bruce: What a coincidence, because that's... today.
Thug #1: Hey, did that monkey just come out your crack, man?
Thug #2: This is some voodoo, man! Let's go!
Bruce: Are you guys leavin'? Hey, don't forget your parting gifts!
Bruce: Hey, little ****-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy!

 

:D I love cars!

 

bruce almighty

 

^Awesome!!

 

Metatron: I am to charge you with a holy crusade.
Bethany: For the record, I work in an abortion clinic.
Metatron: Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. And no one's even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey, and visit a small church on a very important day.
Bethany: New Jersey? That doesn't sound like much of a crusade.
Metatron: Aside from the fine print, that's it.
Bethany: What's the fine print?
Metatron: [mumbling into glass] Stopacoupleofangelsfromenteringandthusnegatingallexistence.
Bethany: Wait, wait, wait. Repeat that.
Metatron: Stop a couple of angels from entering and thus negating all existence. I hate when people need it spelled out for them.

 

Dogma

 

K, since no one has posted any new quotes... Here's mine!

Walter: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

 

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend

 

old school