Hi folks,

Given how expensive and wrong it is to key someon's car, what should be done to people who key other's cars.

Please note; the penalties above do not include death, because, as we all know, death is too easy for them.

Unfortunately, very few of these penalties are enforceable but it's nice to think about.
It's hard to catch em at it.
They may be MUCH larger than you.

 

I have longed dreamed of somehow attaching the battery to the frame of the car to electrify the entire car. When someone uses a metal object and scrathes away the paint (or insulator as the case may be) the voltage would travel through the frame to the metal object being held by the perp.

Im not sure how much damage a single battery would do. Maybe I could hook 2 or more to the frame.

Ahh, to dream.........

 

Hell, maybe the paint would not be an insulator. That would be even better in my eyes. That way anyone even touches the car, well, you get the pic.

 

Sorry...Im feeling somewhat psychotic today.

Ok...you got me....Im really not.

 

k your all scaring me a little. unfortunatley there's not much that can be done.

 

have you seen a hawk scrach up yer car i have and it was mine car too

 

After being tatooed, the wounds will be cleaned with draino.

There is a speacial kind of hell for these jerks. Like, a room full of fleas that breath fire that they have to spend an eternity in.

 

Did he see his reflection and attack the car or something?! That would really suck because it isn't even some stupid person...almost like being punished for having too shiny a car

 

ppl who key cars should be hung by the *****, with fishing line

 

arrest, plea bargain or trial, adjudication, informal probation, fine, restitution paid to the victim....and custody time for second+ offense...unless it was a hawk walking around on the roof, then meh, stuff happens.
(i'm a realist )

also if one keys a car in New Hampshire....they should go to prison and be relegated to stamping out the license plates that read "live free or die". that's gotta get to you day in and day out.

 

please dont tell me ur car got keyed ed.

 

^^ no.. i think his car is fine...

but the other day i saw a cute girl in a BSP.... a long line from the front of the car to the rear......

i wanted to kill whoever did that to such a cute girl's car.... and yeah... that being a tC too..

people suck.

 

I hate ppl who key cars!

 

just use the same key they did... on their bare flesh.... for same length as their "handywork"...
guess someone may protest that though....

 

Sounds like a good idea to me...

 

Grr i had my car keyed once!!!!!! Than a day later someone threw a garbage can at it!! Hmmmm... grrrr