good god LMAO

 

A bird pooped on my car a day after I just waxed it. Your car looks freshly cleaned I feel your pain. I hate it when that happens. I say we just shoot every pigeon on sight.

 

thats more amazing than sad,

 

That is a whole lotta s**t.

 

I have that time beat. I wash my car at like 10AM, go inside to get me some rest and then later on in the evening the same day, my brother comes in the door saying a bird left a present on my car. I take a look and there's like four spots where they left a surprise. They never fail at getting at my car right after EVERY wash . I think I should invest in a car cover or else I'll have to rename the color BSP as Bird $--- Pearl. My paint is getting damaged cause of this and the Texas heat makes it worse.

 

Yeah you guys you're all right. I don't know why, but I see that birds around here likes to sit on lines above and poop on darker cars. My neighbor's silver car never gets anything on it. I wonder if there is something to do with the fact that mine absorbs more heat.