you gotta be a little agressive with the snobs, make em laugh, but don't make them think it's all about them, plus, the girl is not the only catch in a relationship, make her a$$ work for you too, cuz i feel i'm a dime just as much as she thinks she is.....there really is nothing "special" you have to say to a female to get her attention, just something, DIFFERENT!.... but not off the wall different, i mean just something simple as an "excuse me" works about 98% of the time, most guys don't take that "respectful" approach and thats what a lotta females look for....but different sitiuations can vary as far as your approach, just don't be afraid, whats the worse that can happen? she'll just tell you no, and move on......

 

I use awesome home-made pickup lines.

I'll lean up cheezily on the bar and say:

"Hey, did you just get back from vacation?"

She'll know that it's a corny pickup line... and grudgingly say, "no.... why?"

Then I say: "Cause it looks like you have alot of baggage."

Then I laugh... Cause I'm hilarious.

If she laughs, she's awesome. If she doesn't get it or gets upset... she's not worth the fuss.

Works every time.

 

Confidence.

Nothing drops panties more than confidence.

 

^ THAT is hillarious! i'd be rolling on the floor if i heard someone say that to someone else!

 

I have another... but it's kind of horrible.

 

after the first one, you MUST share more lol

 

ok... here goes...

"SO, are you baking bread?"

She'll look really comfused and say "no, why?"

Then you motion twards her bottom half and say "Cause it looks like you got alot of yeast DOWN THERE"

That one takes a SUPER awesome chick to accept. If she laughs at that... you're in.

 

Does it have to do withher parents being terrorists cause she's da bomb?

 

Do you guys REALLY get any play from those lines?

 

I've never used a line (don't have the courage to). I just collect the funnier ones for situations like this. =)

 

i agree with not putting the Pu$$y on a pedestal..............had a pause n laugh for a moment had a movie flashback........anyway, i think thats why a lotta .....some guys are afraid to approach women because they put them on a pedestal, remember, their just people too, jus go at them correct and dont' make it seem like you just HAVE to say the right thing, be yourself like they say, i mean the same way you make friends at school, the same way you can talk to a girl you sit in class with, just treat a person you see on the street that you are attracted to as a classmate, talk to her like you've sat in class with her for 3 years! your just talking to another person that's all, there is no technique or anything special required, just do you.....and if she is a kosher girl then she will respect you for being genuine, but if she is a fake, fabricated, dubious, materialistic B1t!h like most of these females are ...well then you'll just have to continue your search.....

 

The only pick up line thats ever picked a girl up for me was this right here...

"Hey, I saw you from across the way and had to tell you that you have an absolutely breathtaking hiney!"

j/k j/k

"Hey, how's it going?" Always works for me. OR an ice breaker of some sorts such as, "Hey, you dropped your name tag.*Hand her the sugar packet you sneakily dropped right next to her*"

And a funny one here...
"Hey, you dropped something. (Her-What? or What did I drop?) My jaw."

 

"how are you doin'?"

 

so, easiest way is to go up to them, take them out for a drink and dinner, have sex with them, then pay them for the evening. easiest relationship out there. just make sure the escort service has some nice looking women. they'll cost more, but they're worth it.

but really, the best way to meet that right someone is to remember that they're just a person. don't trip yourself up by thinking "man, this girl is hot". she's still just a woman. she wants what you want.(maybe not as much sex). But basically, they want someone to enjoy and share life with. keep those things in mind.

 

i quit trying... out of pure lazyness meh i'm cool with my lazyness...

 

I think you meant...

How U doin'?

 

I created a Monster topic...Woo-Hoo!....This was Hella entertaining people...Thanks for ALL the input and advice....Bring On Some MORE!!

 

i've noticed that some chicks take it as a compliment when ya grab/slap their asses. Now here's the trick to finding out. Find a cute girl who looks good but fairly normalish/cutsyish. Go up to her. Turn to her friend. Slap/grab that girl's ___. The normal girls always have sex starved friends. They love that ____.

 

I like me women like I like my coffee.


...Ground up and in the freezer.

 

HAHAHA! So awesome... At first I thought you were gonna say the Chris Rock version. I like my women like I like my coffee. Puerto Rican.