Dear mornin' traffic,
YOU SUCK! I know they don't make cars with out turn signals now, SO USE IT!!!!
That is all

 

Why can't people move their finger a fricking inch to turn on a blinker?

 

dear robber that broke into my car within the last 3 hours,

Why did you steal my GPS stand and leave the GPS in my seat? Do you expect me to keep it in my lap or something? And thank you for being to dumb to look in the hatch to notice the new springs and struts sitting there. Thank you for being so stupid.

 

Dear females,

Seriously? That's all it takes? Now I wake up with a hangover and my mouth takes like hooker spit. We literally grabbed our shoes and ran when we were done. Who the hell doesn't even ask for a phone number, or hell, a name for that matter? You were old _____es you should know better by now...

 

^lol not gonna lie, if your 25 and sleeping with old hookers you should no better by now.

 

Not hookers just some bar skank. Just surprised it took absolutely no effort at all. 5 minute close.

 

Nice...lay out the process, write a book and get a reality show!

 

and maybe a check-up at the doctors too lol

 

yeah aids is scary from what i hear...lol

 

I hope you did'nt kiss her..Did ya? If you did you have a friend for lifeit will be like a night mareforever ..

 

Ps. Now that you kissed and told , you will never get layed by a HOTTIE

 

Son....now let me tell you about them Texas bar skanks.....see back in the day me and Ron went out to the Lasso Grille......

Well short story like a week goes by and Ron says hey man....can you lok at this and tell me if it looks wrong to you....well I am like dude...I ain't checking out your junk man.......

So we get him to goto the Planned Parenthood Clinic....the nurse takes him back to the exam room......

So a few minutes go by and we hear this blood curling scream....

A bit later he comes back out all pale and is like....ok dude we gotta go...we gotta go....

So turns out they took this long Q tip from Hell and stuck it up his junk and he says they twisted it all around and he like cried......

Well turns out Ron just ended up with a Urinary Tract Infection and all was well with soem Penicillan....

Well honestly there is no moral to this story...I jsut wanted to share....

 

Ew...sounds like one of chris's pictures ...

 

giggle

 

Life is GOOD

 

ummmm...OUCH! did they make him be erect before they shoved the Q tip in there? i mean, that would at least help a little but still...that sounds so damm painful

 

No they just pop it in there. It's not THAT bad, it burns when you pee after for a few days

 

Dear Everyone...
Just want to let you all know THIS friday 4/29 we're going to be meeting at Regal Tigard 11 Cinemas to watch the Fast Five movie. There's going to be about 50-60 people showing for this! Movie starts at 7pm but we'll be meeting there at 5-5:30ish for some VIP parking and meet-up. VIP parking will be a first come first serve basis so if you want to park up front, be early

Address is: 11626 SW Pacific HWY Tigard, OR. 97223

 

Dear SL

Like Matt Ross I sold my car!!! She will be on a truck tomorrow to Idaho. It's been real but now my time, money and energy will be put into my 1988 BMW 535is, red on tan.

Love Janesa

 

Sweet, congrats Janesa. I know you've been talking about doing this for some time, glad to see you got it sold. Can't wait to see the bimmer.