www.unnaturalinc.com
Portland Oregon

UPDATE!!!
DYNO DAY IS RESCHEDULED TO BE ON THE 22ND
NOT THE 28TH.
SATURDAY THE 22ND.

Dyno day April 22nd
Gymkhana April 29th

Dyno day
-April 28th
-30 Dollars for 3 pulls and set up
-We will dyno as many cars as we can from 9am to 6pm, and we can accomodate for cars after 6pm.
-No pre registration, first come first served
-BBQ food avalible, cheap burgers, hot dogs, sausages, chips, sodas
-Cash is perfered, we do accept credit cards.

-No drugs or alcohol allowed on the property.
-No burnouts or drifting in the parking lot
-No revving your motor in the parking lot

Gymkhana
-April 29th
-$65 dollars a driver
-$10 dollars a spectator, spectators can come down to our shop to pick up $5 dollar off coupons for admission. You can only get these coupons at our shop and no where else.

-28 drivers, 4 groups of 7 drivers. 3 runs a session.

-Prereg:
-All drivers must pre-register
-There will be no refunds given to drivers who do not show up on time, or do not have a car to participate
-We will start prereg on April 3rd at Noon.



-Details:
-Track opens its gates at 7am
-Drivers meeting starts at 8am. No Exceptions. If you or your car are not present at this time, you forfit your spot. At 8am sharp, we will take new drivers to fill up the remaining spots.

-Tech begins at 8:20 am.
-You must have a Snell 95 or better helmet.
-You must have a battery tie down.
-You must have ALL lug nuts. NO exceptions.
-You must have working seatbelts.
-You must take out all items in the interior of your vehicle that are loose or can come loose.
-You must have good wheel bearings.
-There must not be any leaks of water, oil or fuel.
-All passangers are required to wear helmets (Snell 95 or better).
-All convertables must have thier tops up.
-No drugs or alcohol allowed.
-Optional to bring a fire extinguisher

There will be a competition, prizes will be announced at the event.
This is a timed event.

We are going to be back in the Drag pit area, not in the Pro pits.

We will need staff, Staff workers will get, free entry, a special driving session at the end of the day, free dinner, and free supplied water at the event.
to become a staff member please email me at allen.matasy@gmail.com
Send me:
Name, first and last:
Date of birth:
Vehicle, year, make, and model:
Phone number:
Email address:

 

No one is interested in having thier scion dynoed?
We also need some staff!

 

I'd do it but it is in Portland and I am already driving down the following weekend.....

 

I would like to have my xB dynoed. I will try to fit this into my schedule.

 

Gymkhana Registration is now OPEN.

Email me the following info, and I will tell you where to paypal the money to.
:

allen.unnaturalinc@gmail.com

Name:

Cell Phone number (if no cell, Home phone):

Address:

Emergency Contact:

Emergency Contact Phone number:

Vehicle, Year, Make, Model:

Date of Birth:
(Any one under 18 who wants to drive needs a parent or guardian must be present at the track at all times)

Drivers License number:

 

If you can't make it I'll bring my hamster and its wheel and we can dyno that.......about the same power, right?..........

Sorry, couldn't help myself.......

 

If you can't make it I'll bring my hamster and its wheel and we can dyno that.......about the same power, right?..........

Hmmm... that would mean we could use a squirell to approximate your engine, with its whopping 30 more hp than the xB and a lot more weight. It is what it is, doesn't mean I can't get information so I can improve it, I think that is what modding is all about.

 

No, no, no! It's FOUR hamsters or FOUR squirrels...



:D

 

Sweet, That would be so cool if they were all turning a crank. Or pumping like a hand pump rail car thingy.

 

I love the hamsters......that is great.......

And I have a few more than 30......just a few ;)

 

ok... i see the hamsters... and all i can think of is a movie with matt stone and trey parker... and a character who promissed his dad to never use his "hamster style" again.... i would post the title... but i think i'd get warned or edited or something

 

HAHAHAHAHA ^^^^^^^^

Yeah, probably......I had to google it to find the title and laughed when I did........

If you want to know, Google "Trey Parker Matt Stone Hamster Style" It is a movie made in 1997. Plot Outline: Naive young Mormon Joe Young is recruited to "act" in adult movies.

 

Dyno day got re-rescheduled due to some scheduling issues.
Our dyno day will now be on May 6th, which is a Saturday.
We have been having scheduling conflicts with things outside of our own power.
We cant put the kids back in the oven!
I hope everyone understands.
Any questions please email me at allen.unnaturalinc@gmail.com
Thanks.

 

This saturday for the gymkhana!
Next weekend for the dyno day!