that was funny

mostly the young ones like these cars

 

xB's, xB2's, tC's, xD's FTWWWWW!!!!!!!
xA? ehhhh <-----sorry xA owners..it's the only scion vehicle which doesn't sit right with me
fu*k the haters....i get little civics trying to race me...i think it's priceless!!!!!! love my 2nd gen (can't even call it a box)

 

The other day driving thru springfield, one of the many rednecks that reside there drove by me and shouted out nice toaster oven, toaster, yes, toaster oven, not at all. As he drove by in his truck i noticed a bumper sticker that said "All american truck all american e85 fuel" . Now, i work for an auto mall parts dept. and know for a fact the truck he was driving was made in Mexico. What i'm getting at is these poor dumb bastards just don't know any better.

 

THEY WANT WHAT WE GOT .

 

Haters just dont have the ***** like us to be different.

 

HAHAHAHA.

 

so i gave my friend a ride, she was a first timer in a xb, right when she sat down..she said "this feels like im in an astro-van" i told her to get out...

 

I have no idea what the deal is but Yukons and Suburbans driven by dudes cannot stand being behind me. Even if I am going 70 in a 65 or whatever, they do everything they can to get past me. Even after they are past me they will speed away until they are a ways ahead and then they just slow back down to the speed limit(ish). ***** thing....or because they realize I have more seating room, better mileage and I can actually park my car in ONE parking space....

I was thinking about getting an XD, just didn't know what to do. My daughter likes mine better (shes' 12) and then we pick her friend up the other night, she gets in the box and says-these are the coolest cars EVER...I'm keeping mine.

People in BMWs either drive to slow or try to race me too-they can't drive though and so we get to the corners and they start slowing up and they get all fidgety and start squirming all over the road as I have to slow to keep from running into them....

Prius people don't like me to pass them either but maybe that's just because they think they are superior people....Prius' actually gets bad mileage when they are driven fast or accelerated hard-like 17MPG

 

SUV drivers are all pretty much insane. They tailgate and drive aggressively because driving something the size of a bus with poor handling must really cause some people to lose their minds. Now Prius owners are also quite odd because I have yet to see one that isn't doing 90 mph in the left lane. I thought they were into fuel savings and not into being idiots? Both are morons and you should let them by and stay far away.

Great thing is that they will flush out cops in hiding.